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Little Eddy was doing his arithmetic homework. “three plus one, the son of a bitch, is for,” he was saying. “three plus two, the son of a bitch , is five. Three plus three, the son of a bitch, is six.” And so on.
Eddy’s mom was horrified when she overheard him. The next day she went to see what kind of arithmetic his was teaching.
“I don’t quite understand where Eddy has picked this language up,” said the teacher. “I simple teach the children to say: three plus one, the sum of which is four; three plus two, the sum of which is five.”