Чего ждать, когда ждешь ребенка

What to Expect When You're Expecting
"I'm calling bull$#!%. Pregnancy sucks."

2012:

режиссёр: Кирк Джонс

оператор: Хавьер Перес Гробет

— I would like to propose a toast.
— Okay. But you haven't had a drink in two years.
— I think we should take a break from trying. And just be us for a while.
— All right. I'll drink to that. Sure.
— To us. And if that doesn't work we'll do three rounds of IVF. And if that doesn't work, we'll just adopt, which will be great, because I have no fears,genetic or otherwise. To us.
— To not snuffing out the flame.
— Okay.
— What are you doing? Oh, my God! Are you gonna go for it?
— Mmm-hmm.
— You're going for it. You did it. You just... You crushed it. You crushed a glass of wine.
— Oh, my God, I'm wasted.
— Yeah, I bet you are!
— It's so good. Why have I wasted two years not drinking this?

— What if he hates me?
— He will.
— I mean, what if he tries to kill me in my sleep when he's 15?
— Well, then I guess you're not a very good father.
— That's normal. That's like every Greek tragedy.

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