Stephen King

Firstly, he said, that's all lies and pure crap,

Even with a video proof where he's pranked.

Stephen is sitting in a blue-yellow cap

And talking with "president" perfectly frank.

"Russian writers are nothing compared to you!"

Stephen says, "Yes, I think that's true,

Pennywise will beat those guys away!"

"Yes, it will definitely help Ukraine!"

"A great man Bandera was," he also declared.

But when the comments got tough, Stephen was scared.

"I'm just a writer living in a fantasy world,

Discussing the things that I've never heard of."