October 16

Okefenokee. Savannah. South Caroline.

I saw a guy with a German keyboard in the library. We got acquainted, chatted, and eventually, during the fall break, we went on a road trip around Georgia.


Day 1. Okefenokee.

The trip started with renting a car. We chose the "Surprise Car" option and got this wonder, which we named Maximus.


It turned out to be the cheapest option available, which worked in our favor.

Maximus.

On the way to Florida, we stopped at some godforsaken diners. We ended up at Checkers with $2 burgers. Surprisingly good.

Me grabbing a tray of burgers.

Our first destination was the Okefenokee Swamp. Riding in the back of Maximus was a sacred duty.

Getting closer to nature.

A lookout tower with a view of the swamp.

A small part of Okefenokee and a puzzled tourist.

Our campsite team. Hendrik, Ole, Paul, and me. Maximus is waiting in the parking lot.

Cathcing a swamp sunset.

The first camping site was among southern live oaks, or so my iPhone caption said.

Morning fog and a hangover.

Quercus Virginiana – some kind of oak, apparently.

Day 2. Alligators, Jekyll Island, Savannah.

The next day, we took a boat tour through the swamp. The alligators were impressive, with about twenty thousand spread across the area.

Scared Gennady waiting for us to leave.

No heads were harmed during this trip.

The sun started heating up, so we decided to head to the North Atlantic Ocean.

Anticipating a cool dip.

The water wasn’t the clearest, but surprisingly warm. There were barely any people.

Playing soccer on the ocean shore.

After the beach, we headed to Savannah. An amazing city where you can walk around, with a square on every corner. Reminded me of Penza.

On the riverfront, near warehouses where slaves were traded not too long ago.

Local sentiments before the elections.

Truly looks like Penza, almost like the Empire Shopping Center.

And the Spassky Cathedral. I need to Google who copied whose design.

Walking confidently into the sunset.

We saw the sunset at the ocean.

A typical car in any southern U.S. state.

Just us.

The next campsite was a stark contrast to the previous one. We were greeted by palm trees, heat, and cows with horses.

We expected a river near the camp, but got a cow-filled puddle instead.

Day 3. Congaree National Park. Waffle House.

For breakfast, we unanimously decided to go to Waffle House. What initially seemed like an unpromising breakfast turned out to be the highlight of the trip.

We started chatting with an employee, Donald. I haven’t met such friendly people in a long time. He guessed our countries of origin almost immediately, even though no one ever guesses mine. He told us he’d traveled a lot in Europe, which is why he knew.

Can you guess who was the DJ for this breakfast?

At one point, he came over and gave us a dollar, pointing to the jukebox. He told us to play some music and feel the real America. The playlist: "Pickup Man," "99 Luftballons," and another country song.

Donald isn’t just the employee of the month. We all agreed he’s the best employee in the entire Waffle House chain.

This breakfast will be remembered for life. On our way to the next park, we stopped at a cotton field. In the South, before the Civil War, cotton was one of the key crops harvested by slaves.

Holding cotton for the first time in our lives. The hats are out of place, but Donald’s gift stayed with us for a while.

The last park was Congaree. We only had time for a short walk.

The mosquito meter wasn’t very promising.

Most of the park is a huge swamp. The roots of the trees spread out so much that they start sticking out of the ground for extra stability. They’re called knees. The swamp was quite dry. Apparently, the mosquitoes didn’t have enough blood and decided to drain the whole swamp.

A forest of knees.

After a walk in the swamp, we headed to our final campsite.

Buying beer turned out to be an unexpected challenge. For some reason, the cashier insisted that our passports should scan like local IDs. When we explained that they were European passports, she said she’d never seen such passports before and wouldn’t sell us the beer. It seems Europeans haven’t made it to the South yet. We successfully bought beer at the next gas station.

The final campsite with lots of space.

Morning fog is definitely worth it to wake up early.

The last campsite was the cherry on top. A pond with a boat and canoe, firewood, and a very pleasant forest around us. Plus, amazing neighbors.

The first neighbor - Piper. Her real name is Petrushka.

The second neighbor - Pearl. Her real name is Vatrushka.

Holding Vatrushka and thinking about how to take her with me.

This place was incredible. We chatted with the owner, who told us he built the pond himself a few years ago. We asked his son what people in the South do for a living. The answer didn’t surprise us – they fix and sell trucks and vans. That’s the South!

A memento from the evening hangout. A tribute to our metal friend.

The next morning, we decided to enjoy the water and hopped in the boat. It wasn’t for nothing that I’ve been rowing for six months.

Conquering the pond and scaring the local ducks.

Water activities.

That’s America. Highly recommended to everyone.

Bonus video report here.

Final evening by the fire. Pasta on the fire, beer, and hot dogs. What else do you need for happiness?