EY Intercourse HW 27/03
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It's called a catchphrase,
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a word which here means
"a catchy phrase,"
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and it is one of the
most important tools
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in any pre-former's repertoire.
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Wow, it's really nice
that you're taking time
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out of your busy schedule
of plotting arson
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to give us an acting lesson, boss.
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I'm not just your boss.
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Please, I want you to think
of me as your mentor.
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Besides, I'm about to get everything
I've ever wanted in life,
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so I'm feeling generous.
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A catchphrase should be cool and snappy,
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and you should be able to use it in
any situation at all, like, um...
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"It's my way or the freeway."
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Or, "Give me those earrings, Rachel."
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And...
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it should be rooted...
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in the truth,
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which is why, when I perform,
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I ignore the script and say
whatever comes into my mind.
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Pajama bottoms. Absinthe.
Nickelback. Let's try this right now.
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When I point at you, say the first
thing that pops into your head.
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- I'm in love with you.
- Not bad.
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- I'm in love with you more.
- Now, that's catchy.
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- I'm in love with your girlfriend.
- Eww.
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Is a personal philosophy
of moral relativism
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the only way to survive in
an ethically complex world,
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or is it an excuse we use to
justify doing bad things?
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Could use a polish.
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I'm in love with...
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Look what I found, darling!
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A pack of strange, green
cigarettes just lying in the snow,
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as if someone dropped them
whilst running for their life.
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Smoking is very, very bad for you.
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I was mentoring
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- the henchpeople, pet.
- Oh.
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Hooky was about to tell
me his catchphrase.
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- Hey, the baby's gone.
- That's a terrible catchphrase.
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Hey, the baby's gone.
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What?
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Thought you could get away, did you?
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Well, you should know by now,
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- it's my way or the freeway.
- Roadway.
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Look around, you saber-toothed papoose.
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There's nowhere to run.
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You would never survive in
the mountains by yourself.
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You've always had your irritating
siblings to look after you.
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Well, not anymore.
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So if you want to survive,
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I'd be a little less irritating.