March 28, 2019

EY Intercourse HW 27/03

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It's called a catchphrase,

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a word which here means

"a catchy phrase,"

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and it is one of the

most important tools

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in any pre-former's repertoire.

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Wow, it's really nice

that you're taking time

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out of your busy schedule

of plotting arson

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to give us an acting lesson, boss.

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I'm not just your boss.

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Please, I want you to think

of me as your mentor.

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Besides, I'm about to get everything

I've ever wanted in life,

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so I'm feeling generous.

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A catchphrase should be cool and snappy,

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and you should be able to use it in

any situation at all, like, um...

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"It's my way or the freeway."

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Or, "Give me those earrings, Rachel."

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And...

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it should be rooted...

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in the truth,

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which is why, when I perform,

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I ignore the script and say

whatever comes into my mind.

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Pajama bottoms. Absinthe.

Nickelback. Let's try this right now.

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When I point at you, say the first

thing that pops into your head.

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- I'm in love with you.

- Not bad.

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- I'm in love with you more.

- Now, that's catchy.

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- I'm in love with your girlfriend.

- Eww.

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Is a personal philosophy

of moral relativism

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the only way to survive in

an ethically complex world,

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or is it an excuse we use to

justify doing bad things?

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Could use a polish.

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I'm in love with...

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Look what I found, darling!

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A pack of strange, green

cigarettes just lying in the snow,

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as if someone dropped them

whilst running for their life.

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Smoking is very, very bad for you.

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I was mentoring

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- the henchpeople, pet.

- Oh.

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Hooky was about to tell

me his catchphrase.

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- Hey, the baby's gone.

- That's a terrible catchphrase.

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Hey, the baby's gone.

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What?

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Thought you could get away, did you?

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Well, you should know by now,

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- it's my way or the freeway.

- Roadway.

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Look around, you saber-toothed papoose.

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There's nowhere to run.

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You would never survive in

the mountains by yourself.

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You've always had your irritating

siblings to look after you.

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Well, not anymore.

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So if you want to survive,

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I'd be a little less irritating.