Editorial
August 28, 2023

betterman (2022)

he's had a stroke already. the man can't even finish a sentence.
he's running against the faggoty dr. oz.
he won't answer questions about the bulge.
he could fall down in eight seconds.
the man can barely talk.
and they're running him against a phoned in, limousine liberal whateverthefuck
and no lies will be told.
every accusation made, one to the other, will be true.
it's beautiful in the way
tell me i'm wrong fetterman 2022
this is , if hollywood still fielded some actual writers.
it's a perfect satire.
please god let fetterman win.
just for me. just this one time.