Profitable Cannabis Lounge, Café & Grow Facility in Koh Samui
Coffee Joint Love — A Fully Licensed, Turnkey Cannabis Business in Thailand’s Island Paradise
Price: 90,000 USDT (approx. 3,000,000 THB)
🔥 What You’re Buying
No Setup Hassle — Step In and Start Earning
Everything is in place: steady foot traffic, profitable operations, trained team, licenses, equipment. The business generates income now and has massive potential to scale. You’re acquiring a proven cash-flowing asset with built-in growth options.
⭐ Social Proof
425 verified 5-star reviews on Google Maps
Average Rating: 5.0
People hang out, take photos, come back again and again.
This isn’t just a shop — it’s a place people want to be.
📊 Current Financial Snapshot
- Monthly revenue: approx. 200,000 THB
- Net profit: approx. 140,000 THB
- Monthly expenses: approx. 60,000 THB
We don’t purchase cannabis wholesale — we grow in-house or sell on consignment. This drastically cuts costs and boosts profit margins.
💸 Profit Per Gram
This is where it gets real. If you grow your own flower, margins explode. Here's the math:
🌿 Why In-House Growing Is a Game-Changer
- Indoor: 6.5 kg/month, cost 6–8 THB/g
- Outdoor: 5 kg/month, cost 1.2–2 THB/g
- Wholesale potential: up to 5.1M THB/year
- In-house profit: up to 4.5M THB/year
- Outsourced grow (30% cut to growers): net approx. 3.2M THB/year
A reliable grow team is ready to take over operations. All agreements are included in the deal.
Рассчет производственной мощности и реализации продукции фермы.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q_5doOe3tQAk6OU7Q3CeKjGL2KrdljmwNCeGqcxxnrA/edit?gid=348930730#gid=348930730
🚀 Growth Potential
Add a kitchen, events, and tourist integration — and your numbers will climb fast. More traffic = more high-margin cannabis sales.
Additional income streams include:
Picture this:
A tourist walks in, grabs a cocktail, relaxes with a joint, discovers your tour brochure — and suddenly you’ve sold weed, a tour, and a scooter. One visit, multiple revenue streams.
⏳ ROI: 3 Scenarios
🎯 1. Passive Mode
Business continues as-is: retail sales + organic growth. Foot traffic increases monthly (~5%), and brand visibility compounds.
- Initial monthly profit: ~140,000 THB
- Avg. monthly profit after 1 year: ~225,000 THB
- Payback period: ~18 months
🚀 2. Engaged Growth
You activate kitchen, events, and partial farm use (~70%). Sales multiply through added customer retention and higher spend per visit.
💸 3. Full Power Scaling
You activate everything: 100% farm output, kitchen, events, tourism, rentals, and upsells.
📍 Location
Located in Maenam, right on the main ring road — 2 minutes from the night market and in a zone with heavy year-round tourist flow.
🧩 What’s Included in the Sale
- Cannabis licenses: retail + cultivation
- Bar and kitchen licenses
- Business entity & visa-ready structure
- Full equipment, décor, sound & lighting
- Trained team + onboarding support
- Supplier network, CRM, chat-bot, content assets, social media
📐 Property Overview
- Ground floor: lounge bar (24 seats), kitchen, bar counter, cannabis sales zone (separate)
- Second floor: 2 grow rooms (22m² & 10m²) + mother plant room (14m²)
- Rooftop: fully enclosed 12m² greenhouse — with ventilation, lights, and insect mesh
👤 Who This Is For
- Anyone seeking a legal, cash-flowing cannabis business
- Expats building a life in Thailand
- Restaurateurs ready to enter a new niche
- Entrepreneurs who love community, vibes, and growth
📦 How the Deal Happens
- Intro call or visit
- Discuss terms and tour the space
- Payment (USDT or other method)
- Legal transfer of business, lease, licenses
- Full onboarding & support from current owner
❓ Why I'm Selling
Shifting my focus to new infrastructure and marketing projects. The business is solid and profitable — now it’s ready for the next owner to grow it even more.
Urgent sale — aiming to close by end of May. Price already reduced.
🚀 Ready to Own This?
This is real profit — not promises. Numbers are verifiable on-site.
Message me and I’ll personally walk you through it.
Tour the space, meet the team, get everything handed over.
📩 Don’t wait — this business could be yours before the month ends.
📞 Contact
- Instagram: @tema_dark
- Email: temaindark@proton.me
- WhatsApp: +66 802 073 757
- Telegram: @tema_dark