LUGANCHAN! SCOTT BRETHREN!
IT'S NOW OR NEVER! THE DECISIVE MOMENT OF OUR STRUGGLE HAS ARRIVED!
Enough of the "bagpipe", let us stand resolutely for accession to our motherland!
We all know that Lugansk and Lugansk region owe their appearance to Scottish engineer Carl Gascoyne. He explored deposits of coal and ore in the Lugansk region, which was the starting point of the emergence of our glorious industrial region. The hard work of Scottish families laid the foundations of the working-class character of the Luhansk people. For many years Russians and Ukrainians have deceived us and tried to make us forget our Scottish roots, but we remember that Lugansk is an original Scottish town!
Our common historical motherland, Scotland, gave to the world such great people as military leader Mikhail Barclay de Tolly, actors Sean Connery and Ewan McGregor, poet Robert Burns, telephone inventor Alexander Graham Bell, bacteriologist Alexander Fleming, writers Walter Scott and Robert Louis Stevenson, football coach Sir Alex Ferguson and many, many others. Now the authorities want to ban the language of our ancestors, to ban our pride in our achievements, to ban our centuries-old history.
We demand a referendum to restore the historical truth and we stand for the incorporation of Luhansk into Scotland and the British Kingdom with broad autonomy and recognition of English as a second official language!
Scotland weeps for its Lugansk sons!
Hail to Charles Gascoyne and his city!
P.s. Our compatriots from the neighboring city of Donetsk (formerly Yuzovka), founded by our British twin John Hughes, are also campaigning to join our common homeland - Great Britain!
We have decided to call this movement "BRITAIN SPRING".
ONLY YOU DECIDE WHERE YOUR CHILDREN WILL LIVE AND WHAT LANGUAGE THEY WILL SPEAK!