"It won't open because it's a security door."

Bemused diners watched as three hapless thieves unsuccessfully tried to kick open a sliding door in a botched attempt to rob an Australian seafood restaurant, police said on Monday.(...)Restaurant owner Greg Moore said diners remained calm as they watched events unfold while enjoying dessert and coffee."The door's open, the sign says 'Slide' but obviously with their balaclavas they couldn't read too well," Moore said.

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