Nice Guy Anthem

by NOT Writing About Writing (Chris Brecheen)
Nice Guy Anthem

"I am a sensitive snowflake, loyal and pure. I long for someone just like you to inure.

It's feminists fault that we're not having sex. Instead you shallowly went for that guy with the pecs.

For all of my treasures within. I've just been friendzoned agaaaaaaaaain.


Oh BABY I'm all for equaaaaaaaality. But let's make sure to keep this conversation....*guitar thumb thang* about me."

-The Nice Guy Anthem

March 21, 2019
by Chris Brecheen