Remember when you could purchase mobile games? You remember, we used to do this thing where we charged and only played the game once? Perhaps you didn't get a new splash screen every ten minutes that tells you that you can buy more special coins for half a second. Maybe the creators were able to only make and sell a drug instead of whale fishing? Pepperidge Farm remembers, and I also know. Sadly, these days have gone a long way, so I had to take my big girl pants and pull them in to study Empires and Puzzles.